The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 24, 2011

Deviled Egg?

’I am the Egg Man.. koo koo katchoo.."

No, no! Nobody was supposed to get hurt! It was just a yolk!

I thought he was pretty hard boiled.

This is a good yolk!!!

“They” do say a college education ain’t necessarily what it’s cracked up to be…

RSR — it doesn’t work as a riddle when you leave out the line that the surgeon wasn’t the boy’s father.

Looks like they have their next subject lined up.

If he thinks this is bad, wait until he gets to obstetrics.

He’s just a shell of a man

I’ll bet they don’t scramble to help him up

all these funny comments make me eggstatic

We need help, fast! Better scramble for the door!

OK, let’s turn her over, easy…

I’m sure it’s a cadaver, but illegally poached.

Rotten egg smell (hydrogen sulfide) is a naturally occurring by-product of many biological processes. But it’s actually poisonous (which is why it ‘smells bad’)At low levels, it’s easily processed by the body. But in high concentrations, it’s deadly. Hydrogen sulfide has been implicated in some of the several mass extinctions that have occurred in the Earth’s past. Your “Rotten Egg Smell Fun-Fact” of the day.

There’s a bacon joke here somewhere… Just don’t have the energy this morning…

No problem. The school has applicants by the dozen.

Good thing it was not a deviled eggs they would all have cracks then.

I have the feeling this isn’t ova yet.

yes it ain’t over easy either

All these puns are just ovakill.

We lose more good eggs this way…

…..AND ALL THE KING’S MEN COULDN’T PUT HIM TOGETHER AGAIN !!!!!

Well, I guess you can kiss that standing ova-tion goodbye!

Hope he gets over it easy — he’s already shelled out big bucks for medical school.

lol lmao

I’m very egg-cided with all these funny puns…lol!