The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 08, 2011
September 07, 2011
September 09, 2011
Transcript:
Dog: Get yer own #@$! newspaper... and take me for a walk before I #@&! on the *&#@! carpet. Contrary to the old wives' tale, a dog's mouth isn't always cleaner than a human's.
margueritem about 13 years ago
Especially not this dog’s.
leakysqueaky712 about 13 years ago
That dog must have been owned by Buddy Hackett.
Hillbillyman about 13 years ago
Ok you foul mouth dog. Your &*&^% A&& is going out to the dog house you Son of a beach.
lewisbower about 13 years ago
Now I’m scared. SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED chatters baby talk to the new puppy constantly and the woman swears like a longshoreman
NE1956 about 13 years ago
I got you on speed chuckle bud, so no worries.
LingeeWhiz about 13 years ago
That bites!
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML about 13 years ago
Sparky has been watching too much Dr. Phil….. he’s being open about his pent up feelings and expressing them in the only way he knows
Nighthawks Premium Member about 13 years ago
LOL!it’s even funnier if you put in the suggested profanity when you read it
J Quest about 13 years ago
Must be one of those Reservoir Dogs…
Elaine Rosco Premium Member about 13 years ago
That’s it! No Milk Bones for you dog!
iced tea about 13 years ago
Dogs would really say this if they could talk. They’re the boss actually.
zeecue about 13 years ago
…And the thing with the#$@&!!peanut butter…over!!
doc white about 13 years ago
Bad dog….No biscut.
doc white about 13 years ago
Please let me know who the spammer is. Im almost always late.
bahbdorje about 13 years ago
One reason to not be a dog psychic.
MrsCalabash about 13 years ago
Euuwww — naughty doggie potty mouth .
7351cisco over 12 years ago
Lmfao