The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 21, 2011

And what magnificent plummage it was…

What a fine feathered décolletage…

I loved Homer Simpson’s reply to – “My eyes are up here.” “I’ve made my choice.”

Blue breasted?

Love it. LOL

Don’t ya just hate getting caught?

He’s being a bird brain. She’s all a-twitter.

But, but, but…

It’s usually the Male birds that have fancy plumage.

Love how this shows the hypocrisy of a woman wearing something calculated to draw attention to her endowment, then complains when it has the designed-in effect.

Why do women show so much cleavege and then get mad when men look at it?

I’m impressed because she’s not wearing anything on the bottom, and his eyes are concerned with what’s on top. Good control, man.

Well, he could be nodding off because of her, and his beak constantly dipping into the drink.

Good one! LOL

and he’s wearing nothing but his birdday suit.

fine-feathered friends wouldn’t check you down like that

So he’s not going to be able to get down and dirty….Down doobie doo down down already?

Why can’t men look a woman in the eyes? Because breasts don’t have eyes!

so….. why don’t chicken breast’s have nipples???cuz they would poke through the saran wrap in the freezer….(ba-dump-pah)

What can you expect when you wear a low-cut blouse around a male?

Something similar happened with Conan and Nicole Scherzinger

Olive has no plumage to speak of. Like an ironing board.

Good thing she’s not molting.

Only male birds have plumage