Before he asked for the Wizard's help, Scarecrow qualified for only a few jobs.
ooh, go for the newspaper cartoonist, or run for office!
Crash Tester.
Pollster!
politician would of been his best bet.
Hilburn is just setting up a … whatsitcalled just so we can have an easy target.
You are absolutely right. Most politicians stop working once they get elected, and the organic matter in their heads is NOT straw.
Some of that stuff in politicians’ heads is just straw thats been run through a cow first.
LOL
The last thing we need is another Telemarketer
The ones he’s circled are the ones he’s too smart to apply for.
“Hi, this is Rachel at card services…….”
How about a mattress stuffer? Now there’s a job he could really throw himself into…
He just can’t apply for any positions that might inflame him!
Nebulous: Nixon got into politics by answering such an ad.
The Straw Man had no brain, that’s why he’s circled certain job openings that Hilburn is saying doesn’t require a brain.
simpsonfan2 said:Why isn’t politician on there?————————————Because he’s overqualified.
He’s wayyy too smart for that Marketing position.
have a smoke and think it over.
Yes! He could be a Republican presidential candidate!
yeah, and the scarecrow can probably keep his straw in his pants!
According to the wizard of Oz, politicians don’t have any more brains than the scarecrow, just a better college degree.
margueritem over 12 years ago
ooh, go for the newspaper cartoonist, or run for office!
corzak over 12 years ago
Crash Tester.
DuHhozr over 12 years ago
Pollster!
Hillbillyman over 12 years ago
politician would of been his best bet.
jreckard over 12 years ago
Hilburn is just setting up a … whatsitcalled just so we can have an easy target.
Dani Rice over 12 years ago
You are absolutely right. Most politicians stop working once they get elected, and the organic matter in their heads is NOT straw.
PICTO over 12 years ago
Some of that stuff in politicians’ heads is just straw thats been run through a cow first.
rhudeboye over 12 years ago
LOL
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
The last thing we need is another Telemarketer
tsandl over 12 years ago
The ones he’s circled are the ones he’s too smart to apply for.
finale over 12 years ago
“Hi, this is Rachel at card services…….”
Digital Frog over 12 years ago
How about a mattress stuffer? Now there’s a job he could really throw himself into…
LingeeWhiz over 12 years ago
He just can’t apply for any positions that might inflame him!
hippogriff over 12 years ago
Nebulous: Nixon got into politics by answering such an ad.
browngsa over 12 years ago
The Straw Man had no brain, that’s why he’s circled certain job openings that Hilburn is saying doesn’t require a brain.
Fan o’ Lio. over 12 years ago
simpsonfan2 said:Why isn’t politician on there?————————————Because he’s overqualified.
Mr. Moose over 12 years ago
He’s wayyy too smart for that Marketing position.
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
have a smoke and think it over.
rclake1963 over 12 years ago
Yes! He could be a Republican presidential candidate!
naturally_easy over 12 years ago
yeah, and the scarecrow can probably keep his straw in his pants!
Romeo2Delta2 about 5 years ago
According to the wizard of Oz, politicians don’t have any more brains than the scarecrow, just a better college degree.