The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 11, 2012

here the polo ponies ride preppies.

Complete with a mullet haircut.

Why are most of them wearing cutoff button shirts?

What’s hellish about that for the rednecks? Oh, maybe they have only near beer.

With a name like Ralph, he might fit right in.

Larry the Cable Guy’s version of heaven.

He is not in Hell.He is at the Terlingua Chili Cookoff.Everything and anything goes.

A reality show in Hell? Well, we’re already close to that….

Heyyyyy there Billy Bob hand me a beer.

Dude,That is just too deep. And totally on the mark. But have you ever been to the Terlingua Chili Cookoff? Many strange things on heaven and earth than dreampt of in your philosophy. Three girls come to mind. Wearing nothing but chaps, cowboy boots, cowboy hat and each had a pair of small vice grip pliers (YES VICE GRIP PLIERS) on and nothing else. You figure where the pliers were. Came up to our road block when I was down there back in the early 90’s. They just said they wanted to say Hi! We thought “Yes you are!” They chatted awhile then turned returning to the Cookoff. True tales of the Texas Highway Patrol

Tonight on Redneck Makeover we turn our attention to Ralph Lauren and give him a whole new look he’ll never want to change.