The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 18, 2012

Not sure that Andy’s former teacher will ever get her 15 minutes of fame…

Mirrors creep her out too.

Wait until he notices you had soup for lunch.

I always took the crank off of those lefty-mounted sharpeners because I’d turn it the wrong way.

Marg - she’s getting it right here and now!

Check out the honkers on these two broads.

I’ll bet she wishes she still had that.

That’s Mrs Varhola, not Ms. Warhol. And he was Andrej, not Andy.

I bet she’d consider Norman Rockwell’s work substandard, too.

If it were really Andy Warhol, he would have had other students do the actual work, after he discussed with them the idea (really). That’s the essence of much of his art.

Is it just me or is Mrs. Warhol sagging a bit?

In what grade did he start talking his classmates into taking off their clothes?