The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 09, 2014

I’m surprised she’s not telling you how to drive already.

Too much propinquity, even for Dobie and Zelda.

What’s better than a turtle in a half shell?Two of them!

Wait till they find out you’re having twins.

It’s a bit of a tight squeeze but we’ll slowly get used to it.

Don’t mock the turtles.

Please post only a brief description and a link.

There’s a real-life precedent for two-headed turtles/tortoises. They tend to fight each other for sustenance.

Being innocently unaware is one thing, but once you realize you are doing something that goes against the flow and is not appreciated, yet you still insist on persisting, then it becomes rather trollish behavior.

What’s the problem with posting a link? I don’t care to flag you, but I will try this second attempt to converse with you about this. Any comments, sir or madam?

Now to get back to the comic, didn’t I see them on ‘The Addams Family’?

Perhaps GoComics should disable all posts. Way too many egos in here.

There are a number of posters on GoComics that I have learned to scroll past — usually because I find their posts annoying and offensive. This does not bother me. On the other hand, idiots that start “turf wars” on sites are far more offensive since they plug up the site to the point that nobody can enjoy the comments. Idiots like you (you know who you are) have destroyed Chickweed Lane and Pibgorn and have nearly destroyed Andy Capp. GO AWAY!

Looks like Shellby and Shelldon have a leg up on the other turtles. 4 to be exact : )

When they get tired, they can just switch sides.