The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 26, 2014

No more foot longs for you lot!

Tell the P.M. to 0.453 kg sand.Give him 2.54 cm and he’ll take 1.6 km

I don’t know. A .9144 meter of ale just doesn’t sound right.

The Brits were metric before metric was cool!

We Brits are going metric inch by inch.

I asked my Brit friend why they used kilometers for some things such as distances between towns, yet in reading some on-line UK newspapers, some roads are referred to in miles, as in ‘a 5 mile back-up on the M5 due to a traffic incident’. She was not sure. Any help from someone who has spent time in the UK?

So when the missus says mow the yard, she really meansmow the .9144. This does call for ale.

Night I am sure you mean Wander over yonder ! hahahaha typos sur suk !

But it would have had to hold a firkin!

Looks like they’ll have to hotmeter it to get their man.

Works for me…