I think it has to due with speech patterns (one syllable followed by two is preferable to the other way around), or it’s a culturally indoctrinated sexism to acknowledge the man before the woman.
All anatomical deficiencies of the Mattel products (as well as Hasbro products) mentioned here can be fixed with appropriate application of gouda cheese wax.
Bilan over 9 years ago
Maybe a plastic surgeon can help them.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 9 years ago
I think it has to due with speech patterns (one syllable followed by two is preferable to the other way around), or it’s a culturally indoctrinated sexism to acknowledge the man before the woman.
Arianne over 9 years ago
(What we’ve got here is… genifailia to consummate.)
cdward over 9 years ago
Have you considered adoption?
Darryl Heine over 9 years ago
They don’t look like the real Barbie and Ken dolls to me…
CeeJay over 9 years ago
Check out tne door….Fertility Specialist! I guess Ken and Barbie waited too long.
groovebilledani over 9 years ago
Maybe they can use GI Joe as a sperm donor. Doh! I guess not. Skipper can’t be a surrogate, either.
J Quest over 9 years ago
Apparently some accessories are sold separately…
mr_sherman Premium Member over 9 years ago
They wouldn’t make good parents anyway. They’ve go no heart.
meowlin over 9 years ago
All anatomical deficiencies of the Mattel products (as well as Hasbro products) mentioned here can be fixed with appropriate application of gouda cheese wax.
hippogriff over 9 years ago
That sort of place is increasingly being outlawed by “Right to Life” (who also favor capital punishment, permanent war, gun totin’, etc.).
pabsfx-comics over 9 years ago
Movie poster name order is based on actor’s contracts. See: http://posterwire.com/lining-up-credit/