The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 16, 2015

He may have found his heart, but now he needs a brain!

His heart is not even there. Maybe some girl broke it and he needs to get it repaired.

…and it didn’t even cost him an arm AND a leg.

Recycling works.

Well, he thinks he can keep selling stuff on that side, cos he’s right handed…But he won’t even be able to stand up when there’s nothing left.

It’s hard for him to resist that slick scrap buyer….the one with the magnetic personality.

Now he’s got enough to be his own meth lab.

How did he get the money into his left pocket? More importantly, how is he going to get it out?

They call him Ferrous Bueller because of his magnetic personality.

I’d give my left arm to be ambidextrous.

Hey! Somebody lend me a hand, here.

This reminds me of the episode of Futurama where Bender sells his body when the price of titanium goes up and all he has left is his head.

Give him a hand!

It’s amazing what people will do when they’re struggling with addiction.

He should have seen Rick Harrison. “So do you want to sell that or pawn it?” He’d at least have a chance to get it back.

He’s got a Great Deal on a New arm.Formerly owned by a Homeless Veteran who pawned it to buy himself a Guitar so he can make money playing for tourists in the park.…

Where we come from somebody would have already stole him and sold him along with any copper pipes in his basement!