The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 10, 2017

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    Superfrog  over 7 years ago

    Somewhere in a parallel universe, a worm is researching Toddholes.

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    Bilan  over 7 years ago

    You need to fold the dimensions of the farm to get a wormhole.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 7 years ago

    And his paper lacked gravitas as well.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 7 years ago

    This is my report on wormholes. There are two, one at each end…

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Typical biology student…

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 7 years ago

    In the Lovecraft et al universe there are colossal worms called “Dholes” that bore through the planets it encounters, when the planet is fully dead they project worm holes to bore through the fabric of space-time. Once they are in a world it is impossible to remove them, so far. Terra is reputed to have one.

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    sml7291 Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Actually these results should become more and more common as we endure the likes of our new and improved Secretary of Education courtesy of the Trump administration. Get used to it folks, Idiocracy is turning out to be a documentary.

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    cheap_day_return  over 7 years ago

    Although it didn’t quite meet the pay scale of an astrophysicist, Todd did find success by owning his own bait shop.

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    gopher gofer  over 7 years ago

    todd wasn’t depressed because he knew everything is relative…

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    zeexenon  over 7 years ago

    Todd, next time use fractal geometry. And your teach"s instructions could have been a lot clearer if there weren’t a black-hole between his/her ears.

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