How do porcupines make love? Carefully. Very. Carefully.
Do porcupines have bad hair days?
Maybe they’re all bad hair days.
Let me guess. He’s from Florida… Kissimmee.
Scissors? I thought that’s why they made “needle-nose” pliers!
Is this a rePete?
Those are quills from his last date. God knows how he got them.
The big question is, “Quill he get lucky?”
He’s pining for the fijords.
He’s a stickler for good grooming.
Hope his date is as considerate.
Makes you wonder what ‘second base’ feels like…
If the first date is successful, will the 2nd date be called a sequill? And would that make the first date the prequill?
He better hope his date trims too!
His date will be pining for him.
No, it’s not Peter Quill.
His name’s not Pete; it’s Spike.
Darsan54 Premium Member over 6 years ago
How do porcupines make love? Carefully. Very. Carefully.
Bilan over 6 years ago
Do porcupines have bad hair days?
Maybe they’re all bad hair days.
gammaguy over 6 years ago
Let me guess. He’s from Florida… Kissimmee.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 6 years ago
Scissors? I thought that’s why they made “needle-nose” pliers!
J Short over 6 years ago
Is this a rePete?
J Short over 6 years ago
Those are quills from his last date. God knows how he got them.
uniquename over 6 years ago
The big question is, “Quill he get lucky?”
Radish... over 6 years ago
He’s pining for the fijords.
SmashedHat over 6 years ago
He’s a stickler for good grooming.
Diat60 over 6 years ago
Hope his date is as considerate.
StratmanRon over 6 years ago
Makes you wonder what ‘second base’ feels like…
sandflea over 6 years ago
If the first date is successful, will the 2nd date be called a sequill? And would that make the first date the prequill?
paranormal over 6 years ago
He better hope his date trims too!
angie creator over 6 years ago
His date will be pining for him.
Stephen Gilberg over 6 years ago
No, it’s not Peter Quill.
Kind&Kinder over 6 years ago
His name’s not Pete; it’s Spike.