The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 22, 2018

Those aren’t glasses they’re beer goggles.

I thought you preferred red red wine instead of beer.

The date went so well, he took her to his favorite hangout.

That bats are blind is a misconception. They actually have good vision

If the date’s really successful, one of them asks, “Your belfry or mine?”

I didn’t know they were dating.

I thought they’d just been hanging around together…

I saw her watching him yesterday at batting practice.

What?

Of course they have to practice.

You think they can do all that stuff right off the bat?

Here’s looking at ya.

The date was awkward, but they managed to squeak by.

He can’t find a date that doesn’t drive him batty.

Don’t their little arms ever get tired????

Don’t go batty on me!

Did I tell you about when my sister blind dated Stephen Miller?