The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 27, 2018

Drebin: It’s the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year’s Day.

Jane: Goodyear?

Drebin: No, the worst.

The logo should be backward, if it’s from the tire.

Dun lopping.

Don’t rub ‘er the wrong way.

My Georgia neighbor calls amarillo “possum on the half shell”.

Are you sure he’s dead? He just looks tired.

And when the lawsuit is done, his relatives will be Goodrich (or at least their lawyers will be).

Goodyear was painted on by the undertaker to make it look natural.

“I told him not to play out in the streets!”

Poor thing was too tired to get across the street

Just playing possum?

Really unfortunate name.

Don’t tread on me.

Better shut that lid before someone contracts leprosy!

Well, I guess you could say the florist has had a “Goodyear.”

“When I was overrun…it was a very Goodyear….”

It’s the blimp! It’s the blimp!