The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 03, 2018

Even without the kazoo a falling coconut to the head could cause it.

It happened between the 9th and 10th rendition of the Saints Go Marching In.

Could have been worse – it could have been an accordion floating by!

I didn’t know a kazoo could give me CTE!

A scene found on the cutting room floor of “Cast Away.”

Sooner or later one of them would have been killed by a falling coconut anyway.

Or a severe beating.

Oh darn. I accidentally smashed the kazoo with this baseball bat that just happened to be here. Too bad it was in your mouth at the time.

And if a tambourine happens to float in along with it – MURDER.

Let’s sing along: E-I-E-I-O…and on that farm…

Timothy,Timothy.Where,oh where have you gone ;)

Unfortunately, a crate of bagpipes washed up the next day.

What’s the big deal? Where’s he going to find a dry piece of tissue paper on a desert island?