The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 12, 2019

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    Earthling Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “And I’d like you to meet your new personal trainer, Delilah.” [cue ominous music]

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    Kaputnik  over 5 years ago

    Delilah didn’t cut his hair while he was sleeping. She emptied out the Rogaine, and filled the bottle with Nogaine.

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    saje49  over 5 years ago

    I think I’d like to try some of that Nogain(e).

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    Bilan  over 5 years ago

    Rogaine is okay, but a bagel with poppy seeds will get you banned for a year.

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    ccomebacktour  over 5 years ago

    Hair of the BIG dog !

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    uniquename  over 5 years ago

    He’s successfully splitting hairs with the rules.

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    enigmamz  over 5 years ago

    Lesson: Always read the rules thoroughly!

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    osceola  over 5 years ago

    Propecia can affect the other kind of performance in men. All hat, no cowboy.

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    iggyman  over 5 years ago

    Ah, the “Follicle Follies”

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    Lablubber   over 5 years ago

    What do you get when you mix Rogaine with Viagra? Don King.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 5 years ago

    This especially makes sense when you see what a cheating bastard he was in the Book of Judges.

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    the lost wizard  over 5 years ago

    It was that close shave with Delilah that eventually caused him problems.

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 5 years ago

    He still did good stuff with the jawbone of a politician…

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