The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 06, 2019

Bizarre.

“If you’re good, you won’t get the hook.”

- Some Vaudevillian

There’s always a catch. Isn’t there?

#MeToo turns fishy

Excellent! Kudos to Mr. Hilburn!

You just know he’s going to hand her a line about “reelism.”

“This is the only way to get into reel life, fish.”

More creepy than funny, this one.

#Metoo

He may give her the part for the halibut! Hope she doesn’t flounder.

You won’t get star – KISSED !

After the audition, she became known as Gilda-felt-a-fish.

She acts like a fish out of the water.

Don’t bait her ;)

Good name for a fish.

Make sure you get paid scale.

Time she got into water over her head.

Hmm…but what part does she want?

“This had better not be going in a ‘Shape of Water’ direction.” —RiffTrax

Didn’t she play Roseanne Roseanna-tuna on that “Fishing Night Live” show?

He’s been telling her a fish story.

Great comments here today – even the puns!

Put her on a wall and see if she can sing.