The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 25, 2020

That’s as bad as the serial killer who specializes in avacados. Guac everywhere!

That’s just falafel.

I think Mr Chip did it. He said something about taking a dip.

I’m afraid he just pita-ed out!

falafel of god, when will the madness stop…?

This wasn’t new for detective Garbanzo. He’s bean there before.

The perpetrator fled to Tahini.

whoever it was , they did him a fava

Could have been worse, there could have been a blender involved

And just what IS the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

For one thing, Cheetoh Benito never had a garbanzo bean on his head!

I pita the fool who dunnit.

that’s so bad, so incredibly bad

that it’s funny

Cop’s life is tough. The job can be a real PITA!

Here come the emts…they’ll scoop him onto a cracker…

I heard she was dating that ART-I- choke, and he lost it….

I have to believe the chip is there to clean up the crime scene!

Oh the hummus-ity! Isn’t it a pita…

He was known to be involved in an ill legume business.

Someone pasted him pretty hard!

The pita bread witness was a nice touch.

The yellow guy did it, the motive was robbery; he’s a safe cracker who got caught in the act.

Not only is that smashed chickpea alive, he’s highly intelligent!

But then, we’ve all heard of “hummus sapiens”…

I told him we had to stay in the dead and rotting goat’s stomach.

ScottI have not laughed out loud this much in 6 months.

Better check on Mr. Garlic, he may have met a similar fate.

Send out an APB. Pick up anyone who smells like lemons.

Love your puns!