The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 07, 2020

Scott Hilburn’s copy of “The Joe Miller Joke Book”.

George Hamilton’s sunblock

Count Dracula’s mirror

Richard Nixon’s friends list

Bill Clinton’s chastity belt

Georges Seurat’s Dot-to-Dot books.

I thought Gene Simmons just used his tongue like Jar-jar in Episode One. Snatching fruit from a bowl across the table…

I don’t recall Matt Damon crying in any movies. Maybe Charlton Heston in Ben-Hur.

Al Pacino’s platform shoes…a gift from Gene Simmons.

Top secret tricks of the trade.

Lest we forget: A bear’s argyle sweater.

Jimmy Fallon’s laugh machine so he can learn to laugh at every guest’s jokes…

the only “famous” name i recognize is michaelangelo. Oh,yeah,and matt damon, the guy in “titanic” movie.

Donald Trump’s empathy duller

Where’s Slash’s shredder?

Excellent!

Never heard of Frida Kahlo. And, since I never watched Good will Hunting, I’ve never seen Damon cry. All of the rest, plus some of these comments, were pretty good.

Trump’s Readers Digest Condensed version of the Constitution.

So that’s how he gets those fake tears…