The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 12, 2021

Because he gave his hand-me-downs with hands to our gecko neighbors.

He probably got hisss clothing from hiss dad!

I guess you could call them tail-me-downs

It’s an ice cream molted, Wriggle. You’ll be the hissiest fit in the pit!

wearing hand me downs makes him feel like a real dumbasp…

Another comments section filled with bad puns. Excellent work, folks! Here’s another blanket “like”.

Because! That’s what I always heard as kid except I was the oldest sibling so I’d get things from my cousins. That was life in the 50’s.

A couple more skin sheddings and you will grow into it!

Good question. Especially since mom is in her birthday suit.

That’s a bunch of shirt!

say that 5 times fast

At least it wasn’t trousers..

“When do i get to wear Dad’s rifle sock?”

In case you were wondering, this is where snakeskin shirts come from.

With the shirt not having sleeves, I’m not sure how that hanger would work.

He’s always leaving his used raincoats in parking lots.

My sister in law once made a shirt for my pet rat snake, Mr. No Shoulders; the sleeves were pinned up like it was made for an amputee.

Would you rather have this “shed” or wait for your father gets home to take you out to the other shed?

They constrict my movement.

What kind of mother would run around naked in front of her own children?

For a kids room that’s a pretty racy nude in the picture on the wall.

Just stop getting grass stains on your clothes.

I thought they just had dens.

Well! I ain’t made of money!!