The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 15, 2021

Hope he doesn’t pay the jerk much.

He shouldn’t have gone to Goldbrick’s Gym.

With those spaghetti arms he doesn’t need a trainer he needs a waiter!

Gene should also review the task of a spotter lest he is. A spot that is.

Have seen real personal trainers act the same way.

That’s what you get for hiring a dumbbell.

Don’t know. Don’t care.

Want a personal trainer? Get married.

I’m thinking the trainer wasn’t hired for his intellectual prowess…

An impersonal stud muffin.

And, just for fun, one weight is steel and the other is lead.

I ain’t gonna pump you up.