The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 26, 2021

He looks like a Lice guy !

He is at the root of the problem!

That’s a mitey bad job, all right

Yah we moved on. We’re on a new service now. It’s called Zoot. It comes with a huge fedora and extra large pants. Gives you more room to move around, if ya know what I mean.

Give him the brushoff!

He must be a “nit” picker!

Building the office next to the pediculicide river was not a good idea

Ok honey, comb home soon!

ask any of his co-workers and they’ll tell you he’s a real louse…

He tried for the bosses job but got the brush off.

“I don’t know if I can, but I’m going to try to get out (of here).”

This creeps me out just thinking about it.

His licentious wife calling to see when he would be home.

Now I’m glad I’m bald.

I would flea from a job like that.

He works in lice-nsing.

He works for Esso Oil Company.

Honey, I comb!

Wouldn’t that be Lousey?

His wife’s name is Chantilly Lice. She KNOWS what he likes! :)

Very good worker. Kwell done.

This one just must be fine.

Why drive to the office when comb will go there for you?

At first I thought, “That’s not a honeybee”, …honeycomb.