The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 09, 2021

Spawning porn !

Nowadays, you just get it off the internet.

My, what a lovely glob of eggs you have here.

So unbelievable! As if there were any video rental stores left. All the salmon I know are streaming.

The rental was kind of expensive. It cost a fin everyday he had it out.

Should’ve gotten cable.

The book might spawn some interesting ideas to him!

the customer looks like a fish out of water…

Smelt it out, did you?

And nobody younger than my sons (mid-30s to mid-40s) will know where those anthromorpescians are.

“Ooh, there’s some nasty stuff over here…Spawn of the Dead…Red Spawn…Roe, Roe, Roe Your Boat…Rise to the Bait—”

“Just pick something!”

Spawning Season Three… The Highlights.

I always thought Spawn was a super hero movie?

And the movie Spawn is there too.

I thought it would be near the Salmon P. Chase bio=pic.

Yes Sal-M, I see you, you old fox. You’ve got a load to spritz on, er, caviar don’t you?

Renting is better because between the bears and the dams there’s not much bandwidth.

You can also look in the horror section. A young couple wanting to go upcountry to start a family. Nice and wholesome. Until they’re beset by this horrible beast that’s catching them in it’s mouth.

Would that be next to “Spawn”?