The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 30, 2021

This is not the trooper you are looking for.

It’s very hard to hear over the sound of an iron lung.

Park slide, Dark side. Same thing. You still go slip sliding away.

Rick Moranis in the fifth grade.

“Quickly, quickly, there is no time. You move like you’ve got a light sabre up your butt.”

Bad parenting!

Use The Farce!

I’m…actually a little uncomfortable with this one

It’s his density.

Love the spin’n’barf in the corner

A teeter-totter! They must already be on the dark side.

Why did the chicken cross the park?

Lol

It’s a sliding pond.

I double dare you to destroy Allderan.

“I am your annoying little brother, Luke.”

Ever since he learned how to use his powers to start his parent’s Volkswagen, it has gone to his head.

Idiots in space…

Red flag city…

First we had Baby Yoda. Now we have Baby Darth Vader.

“These are not the swings you are looking for,”

Ride The Mare of Steel!

I hope the STAR WARS franchise doesn’t see this and get ideas, or we’ll end up with the SW equivalent of MUPPET BABIES.

Come to the Dark Side – we have cookies!