The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 03, 2022

It’s shelved right next to the Armand Hammer and the George Bernard Saw.

Took me a while . . . :-)

He settled on a Sanders Sander??

Don’t tell me that the KFC secret recipe is what comes out of his beard! (ugh)

Might as well tend to Bernie while he’s at it.

I wonder if the Bernie Sanders are out of stock

Looks like he knew what he was doing and wasn’t winging it.

finger licken’ good?

Just noticed the giant clamps holding the Colonel in place.

Sanding the kernal? Gettin’ kinda corny here, aren’t we?

Keep me abreast of the results….Thigh.

insert rim shot here…

What about Barry?

Colonel “Sanders”

The Colonel without the whiskers? Imagine that.

As a kid in Louisville, I often saw him greeting people outside the Blueboar restaurant on Fourth Street or roaming the Kentucky State Fair. He was selling the image.

Why is he sanding Col. Sanders???

It’s probably a good thing he doesn’t have any stroke sanders.

I guess he wasn’t interested in the Bernie or the Pharaoh.

He looks a bit like my dentist.

Why am I now hungry for fried chicken?

Does Pastis know about this guy?

He was always a smooth operator.

Gotta scrape of all those extra crispy bits.