The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 12, 2022

Tin man Toto and so…..Dorthy Gale is ‘ate lunch’ ? (picnic basket, skirt)

sorry Dorothy

♪♫ Who’s the man with the money

makes a dark day sunny

Who’s the fellow every day

Gives a bundle away?

Who’s the guy with the prizes

That’ll light up your eyes?

It’s never-ending, get a friend

And get ready to play… ♪♫

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♪♫ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey…

It’s the Wizard of Odds (The Wizard of Odds!)

The odds are that you’ll be a winner today

Hey, hey, hey, hey! ♪♫

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With your host… Alex Trebek!

(I think this was his first show, at least on American TV.)

But 10, 8 and 22 are EVEN numbers?

The Great Oz says, “Go Fish”.

You could never get even with me … you’re just too odd

How soon until they meet the Cowardly Nion?

They’ll get to the Wizard eventually.

This doesn’t add up

Numbers racket I guess!

Then there is the Wicked Witch of the Fourth and the Scarecrow who wants a twain.

We always want what we can’t have….odds, the man behind the curtain is 13!

I could cut the cute girl in half to make a couple odds; but the others will need the wizard skills.

But 10, 2 and 4 make me feel like having a Dr. Pepper.

♪ but odds never did give nothing to the tin man…

nicely done, Scott!

Ten splitting logs? It just ain’t natural.

Being this is June and pride month, the 1 0 man is looking binary.

This will keep a fan’s prime interest.

I hope she doesn’t get eight by someone lion in weight.

Dorothy doesn’t want to be a Nine, she’d rather be 36-24-36.

If 8’s dress was just a little bit shorter, it would be a tutu.

Looks a little dicey…

You don’t want to be an eleven. It’s always odd man out.

Shouldn’t she be Doro-Three?

This is really stupid bad LOL!

Tell that to Bo Derek.

Sir or lady, are you Lord of the Primes?

And they say to Dorothy, urinate.

He could wind up being the odd man out.

I sure hope she has pi in her basket.

Why does Dorothy want to see the Wizard of Odds? Because she can’t even.

Her pet maybe 2 2, but she is the only one wearing a tu-tu.

10 , which is even, wants to be an 11, which is odd, so the Wizard Of Odds can make that happen for him.