The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 07, 2022

Spider-man would just check webMD!

Batman gets glaucoma and is blind as . . .

In Other Developments:

Retired Superman is a dismal failure managing an apartment complex.

The Flash is arrested on a Morals charge.

Wonder Woman changes her secret-identity name to “Diana Princess.”

Aquaman is accused of going commercial by endorsing “Aqua Velva.”

It’s shockingly revealed Green Lantern doesn’t recycle a darned thing..

The Incredible Hulk moonlights as a Male Stripper.

Dr. Strange finishes therapy counseling and becomes an Accountant.

Clark’s kryptonite allergy…

Ironman’s rusty joints (In later life)!

Antman’s picnic fetish?

Human Torch’s smoking addiction, Batman’s fear of dark caves, Wonder Woman’s shyness while flying, Aquaman’s water weight gain, Green Lantern’s color blindness, Venom’s fear of snakes, Dr. Strange’s wrist tendinitis, …….

Robin gets worms.

Captain America gets replaced with a woke representation…

Now open for registration: Reed Richards’ Advanced Yoga Class.

Black Panther’s cat allergy.

NOT THE BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hiya Happyx3! :)

Luke Skywalker has a sugar craving and needs Life Savers, Ant-Man has a lost colony, Nightcrawler has a Vitamin D deficiency, and after eating carrots, Alpha Flight members have consumed high doses of beta-carotene.