The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 02, 2022

Oh Lord won’t you buy me a Mercedes-Benz…

CATechism videos

Does the Vatican have a weather app that’s actually correct?

ePray? biblio.com

Joel Osteen tweets me constantly.

I think God needs money.

Kevin kneeling.

Faithtime, love it!

Me & Bobby McGee…..

HeaVenmo dude got off cheap!

uberEaster…?

Top app for the “non-believers” to post dance videos: Agnostictok

Don’t even do the touch-and-go kneel anymore … talk about Mass control.

The church’s patreon saint?

FaithTime. “Hello Matthew, I need another set of keys to the kingdom.”

Mnongo Umbutu would simply like something to eat!

Dial-a-prayer your direct line to God.

Candy Creche Saga

Lettuce spray; ax of the Apostles; during collections, Dominic go frisk ’em, and for Jewish friends of Catholics: Oy ve Maria.

My friends all drive Porsches

I love these kinds of strips from Argyle!

Well that was the intention. It was Oct, 1st however, so heaven seems one lightday away.