“I told the vet that we let our snails roam free on the table, and he told me we were nuts and hung up.”
I don’t know the first thing about snails, and I don’t know if people even keep them as “pets,” but if they do, the free-range conditions depicted here seem a little weird.
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
looks a little shellfish to me’
Ratkin Premium Member over 1 year ago
Not clear who or what Sammy is. Their son?
Jayalexander over 1 year ago
escarwent.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 1 year ago
Off topic, sorry… but Plods has asked me to deliver a message….
(I apologise to those who already read this on Ballard Street, but there’s bound to be some overlap.)
I know some of you have been worried because he hasn’t been around.
He’s OK…
He’s currently at home, recovering from a lung transplant, and will come back as soon as he’s able… and better than before!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 1 year ago
Meanwhile… yeah… it sounds like she’d be calling about their kid…. but why the vet?
Unless it’s the snails’ vet?
iggyman over 1 year ago
The vet’s a slug!
gopher gofer over 1 year ago
sounds like ol’ sammy enjoys a little slug now and then…
zerotvus over 1 year ago
Really…a little butter and garlic please.
Prey over 1 year ago
Those molluscs should hang a shell suit on Sammy.
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
What are the chances the shells grow back to original shape? Slime and none.
rshak Premium Member over 1 year ago
Try sprinkling a little salt on the affected area.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
The big snail is taking a bit out of the other snails…LOL
uniquename over 1 year ago
What a snippy vet.
CrimsonOne18 over 1 year ago
“What we’ve got here is failure to communicate.” Cool Hand Luke, 1967
Baucuva over 1 year ago
That’s what happens when you run your words together.
paranormal over 1 year ago
Feed the kid for Crimony sakes!!!
tee929 over 1 year ago
Sammy is definitely a Francophile if he likes his snails that much!
Raging Moderate over 1 year ago
How will it all end?! I can hardly wait for the snail biting conclusion!
Lablubber over 1 year ago
Sammy is obviously from Paris.
zeexenon over 1 year ago
Holy moly, my cookie bite is exactly the same.
Stephen Gilberg over 1 year ago
Sammy has hard teeth.
paullp Premium Member over 1 year ago
“I told the vet that we let our snails roam free on the table, and he told me we were nuts and hung up.”
I don’t know the first thing about snails, and I don’t know if people even keep them as “pets,” but if they do, the free-range conditions depicted here seem a little weird.
CrouchingBruin over 1 year ago
What’s amazing is that they still have a landline