The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 13, 2023

Lemonade still holding #1.

his second release is the diarrhea song… https://www.google.com/search?q=diarrhea+song+lyrics&client=safari&hl=en-us&ei=fZM3ZI3tNLbDkPIP97i-gAU&oq=&gs_lcp=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&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp

Can’t wait for the follow up, “Where are the Matches?”

The DJ is milking it for all it’s worth. He wants the guest to spill the beans. Sorry, that’s the best I could come up with.

The pants, they are a changin’.

How dairy interview such a spicy topic! Habanero decency? He’s a liar, setting many pants ablaze. He might get fired, in the end.

I am sure the song was a Gas!

There was heavy shartillery.

Songwriting credit goes to the great Lou Stool.

♪♫ It’s allllll right now, in fact it’s a gas… ♫♪

- Rolling Stones

Good news ? SOUNDS more like BAD OOZE.

Next up… Lynard Skynard with “That Smell”

No matter how famous you get, it’s always important to remember…

Keep your feet on the ground, and keep reaching for the T.P.

Apologies to Casey Kasem

I like big butts and I can not lie…

that song ain’t worth beans…

Milk and chili. Worst school-lunch day of the week.

Don’t get it.

But it came close to being number one.