The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 27, 2023

that guy’s butt must be broken, it has a big crack in it!

Plus the new and all too common: Pickleball Backache

More like Playstation weight gain!

Skiers thumb???

You laugh, but that last one is a real thing.

My FIL played a ton of golf for decades. He didn’t have any problems with his arms, but his back was very painful for the last year or two of his life from the twisting and turning.

The rarely seen double glove bowler.

I heard a manicurist filed a complaint for carpel tunnel…

Playstation Butt is how most American kids get out of gym class

That first one got me, except it is both knees. Plus the pounding did my back in, too. Thank God for bicycles and ellipticals.

Gaming head. It is a real thing where the head deforms because of the constant wearing of a headset

Why not PlayStation Thumb, PlayStation Wrist, and PlayStation Elbow?

Well, video games are as much a sport as golf, so why not?

What do south Los Angeles movie stars call it?

Hacky Sack ankle?

Scott forgot Armchair Laryngitis, from yelling at your favorite sports broadcast.

I got Nintendonitis as a kid.

Boxer’s shorts?

Darn. All this time I thought I had arthritis thumbs. I must’ve hit a tree on the slope and suffered amnesia!

Comic readers scroller’s finger.

Shouldn’t it be Gamer’s Butt?