The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 25, 2023

now that will curdle your milk’

Her pun went past your eyes.

That’s the whole idea.

Makin’ cottage cheese.

Milking a smooth line.

She’ll sour on him and cheese it outta there. (how’s that for some old slang).

Neither are one-percenters.

Milk it for all its worth

He wants to see her go bad.

Do they really need a vacation? Things have been pretty cool with them.

It’s about time he took her somewhere since she’s always carton his @ss around.

They can’t contain themselves.

My father used to make cottage cheese out of curdled milk. I wish I could remember how he did it.

Never cry over spoiled milk!

If the milk goes bad, it’ll start robbing banks.

I’m afraid I’ve soured on this strip.

Wait for the guy behind you… he’s trying to ketchup.

Oat milk lasts longer.

They tried to leave after dark, but every time they opened the door, it got light again.

Next he’ll try to butter her up with some culture.

Wisconsin??!!! Oh no no no!

That’s a rather homogenized relationship.