The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 28, 2023

Ur-ine for a unique driving experience!

Maybe it’s the running water (coming from the radiator).

Anyone remember the AMC P!sser?

It is appropriately brown.

My AMC Javelin kept getting stuck in the mud.

That happens all the time if you have kids.

A “You’re-a-Peein” import.

good one, Scott!

Makes me wonder if the Citroën 2CV produced road apples.

wowie wow wow

That’s ok. Maybe tomorrow it will be funny.

How about the new, social-media connected car: The Lincolned-In?

The car runs fast, unfortunately so does the driver.

Would it be an Incontinental if he actually makes it to the rest stops?

Pucker up and buy an Edsel.

When I was around 12 years old my father brought a white Lincoln Continental home. It wasn’t a current model, but it was a beauty! A long sort of square front and a long trunk with the bump on it that I assumed was for a spare, but now that seems unlikely. It was quickly sold as it wasn’t really meant to be a family car, but my teenage brother drove it around to all his friend’s houses to give them rides.

Remember the Yougo?

Now I’m picturing a parody of the TV program “The Continental,” where a seductive man keeps having to leave the room for a bit.

Were Corithian leather diapers an available option?

I had to return my Dodge, it was such an erratic ride.

VW had the “Pissat”, sorry, Passat.

Here’s an interesting fact about Dodge City, Kansas: it is the County Seat of Ford County!

Does it make a brown noise (see South Park)?

Does Depends make car seat covers?

sounds like he’s always stuck in the p1ssing lane…

Well if he slept more he wouldn’t have to REST so much