The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 01, 2024

Is she lonesome tonight?

Don’t be true to a heart that’s cruel.

Suede shoes with brews in them? Ugh.

“Thank you Sam. Thank you very much.”

Covid can live on a toilet seat 15 hours, that’s 14 and a half longer than Elvis. (Bob Zany)

Everyone knows he ain’t nothing but a hound dog .

It looks like he’s trying to use his Force powers on her.

It’s the same Unchained Melody from him. People tell him, Don’t Be Cruel.

Love the name of the bar.

Finally, the origin story for that statement.

The Elvis hand gesture.

saw Elvis live in ’75…still the king

I saw him at the Crispy Cream yesterday. He was talking to Sasquatch.

Escaped from the Shady Rest Retirement Home?

No wonder wife has a suspicious mind.

He’s caught in a trap.

Henny Youngman wouldn’t have stooped that low for a laugh.

I like the name of the pub.

You serve a ghost in your bar?

I’ve heard that the new movie Constipation hasn’t come out yet.

Permanently!

I wonder if anyone under the age of 50 will get this.

Wherever he is now, I hope it’s not where I’m going.

Bars still have phones to which the lonely spouse may call?!

Is she lonesome tonight?

He’ll have a brew Christmas without her.