The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 13, 2024

What species is the boy – a frig?

Ewww!!

The arm that supports a puppet, now naked!!! Shocking nudity!!

Somebody needs to give the boy a hand.

One way he learned the “Facts of Life”, Muppet facts anyway!

I miss Kermit and Miss Piggy, AKA Green Legs and Ham.

I’m shocked! That a kid would have a physical magazine of any sort.

HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

Naturally the centerfold is airbrushed and shaven. The son will thus get an unrealistic idea of what real arms should look like. (—

Let’s give the boy a hand.

The inner works of puppets in full display….LOL

Oh baby. Look at that manicure!

Girls don’t have staples there.

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No idea

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He’s always been a handy kid.

Obviously, the tad has a fixation on human arms!

Up yours! (Sorry, kinda rude for this comic).

If we give him a hand, let’s give him one with the usual four fingers instead of three. The thumb is there, so we’ve at least made it that far.

A four-fingered naked outer space alien.

And they called it puppet love

Oh I guess they’ll never know

How a young hand how it really feels

And why I love it so

And they called it puppet love

Just because I’m seventeen

Tell them all

Oh please tell them it isn’t fair

To take away my only dream. . .

And remember folks, If your kids understand this joke, It’s Not Our Fault.

First the cow sending the guy at the end of the bar a glass of fresh milk and now this filth! LMFAO Maybe its just me…

So. Puppeteers are professional hand job artists?

If we’re going to be this anatomically correct, should Miss Piggy have fewer or more boobies?

He pulled a fast one.

See Spot the Frog

How big a condom do you need for that!?

I’m conflicted here. On the one hand, I don’t support p@rn, especially for kiddies. But on the other hand, there is the constitutional right to bare arms.

At first I didn’t get it, then I wished I hadn’t.

I can’t even begin to imagine what their son eould look like.

I don’t believe it, Miss Piggy cleaning? Where’s the maid, where’s the nanny? Where’s the cleaner Miss Piggy blames because the place looks like a pig sty?

Mom is hopping mad, imagine that.

But you didn’t find the sock.

It took me a second to get the joke

That’s what a nude hand puppet looks like.

You don’t know where that finger’s been.

SCANDALOUS!

LOL! That’s very clever!

Absolutely awful comic

What’re you looking at? My fingers are up here!

Poor Kermit, his face looks all squished!

No Frogging Way!!

Oooobi, Oobi-Dee-doo.

Oh my…

Where are the sticks that control the arms?

And?