One of my childhood friends was scared of the woodgrain patterns on the doors of his house, especially in his bedroom. He said the patterns looked like monsters coming at him. His parents had to replace that one door, the rest cover with bland fabric weaves.
Ratkin Premium Member about 2 months ago
Unreal.
iggyman about 2 months ago
You need a reality show!
WhatsTheJoke about 2 months ago
Or a movie contract.
C about 2 months ago
Monstrous
The Reader Premium Member about 2 months ago
Coming out of the closet was not enough.
PraiseofFolly about 2 months ago
One of my childhood friends was scared of the woodgrain patterns on the doors of his house, especially in his bedroom. He said the patterns looked like monsters coming at him. His parents had to replace that one door, the rest cover with bland fabric weaves.
njbaldman about 2 months ago
Is that the devil under the couch? Or a cousin?
[Traveler] Premium Member about 2 months ago
You get more energy with laughter than screaming
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 2 months ago
If you want to be scary you have to believe in yourself.
Chris about 2 months ago
maybe you should try not hiding under thee um… bed.
uniquename about 2 months ago
Apparently the doctor believes in you.
Godfreydaniel about 2 months ago
Psychiatrists believe in all KINDS of weird things!
zeexenon about 2 months ago
Spawn of the Loch Ness Monster.
Lablubber about 1 month ago
Change your name to Kamala and hide under Trump’s bed.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 1 month ago
That’s the cross you have to bear.
markkahler52 about 1 month ago
So, do so, or have your wings clipped!!