The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 02, 2024

Had to look twice. His hair on the floor of the shower.

Took me a minute or more. Hair on the floor, right?

He didn’t have much in the first place.

Wasn’t his Dad a barber?

Male pattern baldness strikes again.

Going bald, Charlie Brown!

You are going to clog that drain.

And then he look in mirror and agonisingly shout “good griefs!”

Happens to the best of us

Thats sad. Been there, had that happen.

Charlie Brown is a University of Tennessee football fan

He does look older without the hair.

Maybe if he can’t afford hair implants, he could get a tattoo of his hair. Best thing about it is that he’d never have to comb (as if a comb ever touched his scalp).

And his voice changed to that of a muted rusty trombone

Good grief Charlie Brown! AAAAGGGHHH! Slipped on the wet tile.

There was a “Mad” article about comic strip characters being their actual ages, with the kids as rebellious teenagers and Snoopy as a “senile old beagle”.

That “hair” was Schultz’s simple indication of blonde hair wiith a front edge and a mid=head hair swirl toward the back. He never was bald, but Schultz must’ve given in to the belief he was.

His bang is missing. And sort of short and kinky.

His voice started changing to sound like a trombone.

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

You can go bald pretty quick if you have only one hair!

Good Gravity!

The hair atop my head is fast vanishing, but my eyebrows are closing in on the vacated space from the opposite direction.

Time To Collect Social Security Charlie Brown!

However, the existential dread has not changed.

I hope this is not Homer Simpson’s fate also.

At first I thought it had to do with something under the towel. Then I saw the hair on the shower floor.

Good grief!

First, Charlie Brown had to contend with The Kite Eating Tree. Now, it seems to be The Hair Eating Shower.