The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 23, 2024

The kiss of death.

Cute, but inaccurate. That’s a female angler fish. They have the lure to catch prey. Males are much smaller, and attach themselves to a female, ultimately fusing with her.

We know what Gary’s “angle” is!

Deep sea fangly fish

If you kiss Gary, it will be your last kiss.

Gary can’t help it. Gary is creepy all year long

Kish thish

Gary is deeper than you think!

Gary just wants to eat you under the mistletoe.

That’s clever and funny.

He’s always got an angle.

Mistletoe is a parasitic plant with white poisonous berries. Never could figure out how that tradition started.

Gary would like to have them for lunch

There’s Jimmy Stewart, being creepily wonderful again.

One of these days it’s not going to end well…..

Gary’s got some deep sea-ted issues.

Finding druids…..

That’s Gary. Gary is a Trumpublican. Try not to fall for Gary’s creepy lies. Oops… To Late.

The Laughing Fish.

Gary invented clickbait.

Like I told my wife (RIP), you can’t kiss a dog, they have no lips.