The Barn by Ralph Hagen for April 08, 2017

Not near as bad as Roy over at US Acres.

“Sunshine bores the daylights out of me” – Mick Jagger

I have a recording of a foghorn (sounds like the Addams Family doorbell) that elicits a similar response when I get a text message.

She must be the MOM.

Flap zap rap app…

It’s a dirty job, but somebody’s got to do it.

…there’s an app for that…

I once had a notification sound where a rooster crowed, then a shotgun fires.