The Barn by Ralph Hagen for October 05, 2022

I prefer the literal sense anyway.

Oopsies!

That’s a lot of bull! Stay away from my dreadmill Stan!

(((((((((( GASP❗️))))))))))

I think you sprung a spring!

That machine’s new sign reads:" Don’t tread on me…because you can’t"

He was just doing his crunches…

(¬_¬)

They forgot to tell him it was a tread(lightly)mill.

As usual, I agree with Karl.

If this was “Sesame Street”, I’d portray Stan as Bert (and a little of Herry Monster).