The Big Picture by Lennie Peterson for March 11, 2020

Got it.

And we already have Garfield and Marmaduke to not laugh at

Who is Ginger and why is she hiding?

I found Ginger. Twice. Won’t spoil it for others. But I read the comics on a 27" desktop screen. LOL

2 Gingers and no Homeslice! Weird.

WINNING! Two days in a row!

I’m gonna go buy a lottery ticket!

That priest obviously doesn’t read The Big Picture ~ you should keep your ten bucks. The Hail Mary’s might be a good idea regardless. It was a funny cheap gag ~ I liked it!

. . . I sincerely tried to behave, though I always managed to misbehave, shortly after “making confession”. Dang! :p

What about the oceanfront digs?

That is some serious coin. Kind of messes with the whole struggling musician with a toon side job vibe.

Where did the name “Homeslice” come from? It seems unusual.

I have a 52" I could use, but it’s for when I’m bedridden from illness. Thank goodness I haven’t had to use it much.

Tell the priest that you’ll give him 4 hail Mary’s, but no cash. We all want to hear him scream.

Not really a sin. I like to tell mother-in-law jokes so I have two mothers-in-law, one real and the other fictional. The real one is the nicest mother-in-law anyone ever had while the made-up one is an absolute witch. I tell all my jokes about the witch because I couldn’t possibly tell a mean joke about the good one. After telling a joke, I let people in on the secret so they realize I’m not a horrible person for telling a bad joke about a real person.