Transcript:
What do you suppose cavemen thought about how the sun disappears every night and then reappears every morning? Hahahahahahaha Look! Sun die! Hahaha! Oooh! Sun born again! Sky light sleep! Hahaha Haha! So... What do we think about how it does that?
We should invent our own schism, and support that. Somebody come up with something especially egregious to believe!