The Buckets by Greg Cravens for February 06, 2015
February 05, 2015
February 07, 2015
Transcript:
His high school different from my school? Oh, man, is it ever... The teachers are telling you one kind of thing, your emotions are telling you something totally different. Your peer group is saying stuff that's most lies, and TV doesn't bother to even come close to any of that stuff. And what about getting secret super powers? Bad news. My power turned out to be double jointed thumbs and that's one of the better powers.
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Boots at the Boar Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Is insomnia a superpower? Because staying up until ungodly hours in the morning for no good reason is the only power that has been conferred upon me by adulthood.
gregcartoon Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Yeah! Like ‘Mystery Men’?
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Well, it is better than the super powers some of the other guys got. Super smelly feet. Perfect fart pitch. X-ray vision that only works on old Mrs. Guffy in the library.
PoodleGroomer almost 10 years ago
Boys had to be Clark Kent and hide the super powers that came from girl’s mind control stimulus.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I see now.
louieglutz almost 10 years ago
i could wiggle my scalp…
gregcartoon Premium Member almost 10 years ago
If you’re doing a ‘lame superpowers’ story, you need to have Mystery Men in your research
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 10 years ago
All teenagers gain the power to be super annoying to adults, particularly to parents!
Number Three almost 10 years ago
Don’t worry, Toby.
You won’t be in High School forever.
xxx
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I have double-joined thumbs! Maybe Toby and I are related!
Hunter7 almost 10 years ago
Secret Super Powers?… when,… where…. when? when do I get mine?
cutiepie29 almost 10 years ago
I dunno, would my sleep disorder (basically a Narcolepsy variant) be considered a super power? If so, I want a refund. It sucks. But then again, it showed up in junior high school, so that would explain why it is so lame.