The Buckets by Greg Cravens for February 22, 2015
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Someday, I'll start a restaurant that only serves good food. Good like tasty, or good value for the money, or good for your health, or what? Ramsay's Kitchen Cursing Good like only the food that everyone likes. Everyone like kids, or athletes, or gourmands or hipsters, or... Everyone! I will only serve food that suits everyone. Oh, no food suits everyone. Someday, I'll start a restaurant that serves no food to everyone. Oh, like nouvelle cuisine or a breathitarian joint, or one of those places with year-in-advance-reservations, or...
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 9 years ago
The menu will be mac n’ cheese, pot pies, PB&J, and top ramen if he’s anything like my little sister.
mischugenah over 9 years ago
If he can invent a food that everyone likes, he’ll make money hand over fist.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago
Way to submarine the kid’s dreams there, Sara! You must have been hanging around with my father.
OldestandWisest over 9 years ago
What’s wrong with saying, “That’s nice, dear. Good for you!” when you hear comments like that? Would save a lot of time.
ChessPirate over 9 years ago
Soylent Gr… Orange!
Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago
Sorry Eddie.
gregcartoon Premium Member over 9 years ago
Seriously, THAT’s what got everyone’s attention today? I thought ‘Breathitarian Restaurant’ was a chuckle worth someone’s attention.
Number Three over 9 years ago
Eddie’s second idea of opening a restaurant which doesn’t serve food to anybody cracked me up.It’s a bit like the South Park episode where Cartman opens up his own theme park but didn’t want to let anybody in.xxx
tammyspeakslife Premium Member over 9 years ago
Parents are so clueless LOL
amaryllis2 Premium Member over 9 years ago
I’m intrigued by this Ramsay’s Kitchen Cursing. How now brown chow?
english.ann over 9 years ago
What does Eddie know about diabetics? Or about people with Celiac’s disease? What about people who get constipated easily and therefore add legumes to all their meals? You’d expect Toby to consider such questions, but not Eddie, unless he tunes into such TV shows as The Dr.s or Dr. Oz.