The Buckets by Greg Cravens for February 14, 2016
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So what's this? It's the future dad! Best selfie cool music phone/email/twitter/messaging/texting/all app communication contact info stylish! Smart drive wheels Soon, everyone will have one of these, and I thought it up! What if people don't want to wear all that junk? Dad, this is the future. You don't wear this. You send this out in your place. Oh. Will they come in charcoal gray?
A friend once sent me an e-mail that said he was going to combine all the time-wasting, self-indulgent social apps into one web site called You Twit Face.