The Buckets by Greg Cravens for July 17, 2016

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What if in the future, you got to live in a zombie-filled world of danger? Cool! I'm ready. Got a backpack full of stuff for that. Well, what if there's an alien invasion, and humanity is forced to live in slavery? I'll be a resistance leader! Yeah! What if the economy booms, and everyone can afford an education, a home, and can go to college to get whatever career they want? I'd be a rock star/archaeologist! New Ice Age? Bring it on! Age of Aquarius? Groovy! Daily grind, paying taxes. Egregious political antics, and blatant profiteering at public expense? Oh, I don't think I could handle that. I may have found a problem.