Knee slapper. You know that’s gotta go. The North American Knee Association has never been particularly pleased with ‘knee slapper’. You could damage your patella.
Comics are supposed to worry about dying, ya know? “I don’t want to die out there, man. Jeez, I was dying. It was Death out there. Like a morgue.
On the other hand, if he succeeds, if he makes you laugh he can say, “I killed ’em. Knocked them dead.”
Why is there so much violence mixed up with comedy, you know, which should be so much fun. It’s all dying and bombing. He Bombed! Or else he was a riot! A real scream, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! “I cracked up laughing and he broke me up too!! I busted a gut laughing!! My friend was in stitches!! He fractures me with his punchlines and his gags!! [Gag] Slapstick!! Knee-slappin’, side-splittin’, Rib-splittin’, Gut-bustin’……Laugh? I thought I’d die”
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 7 years ago
What a thoughtful little guy.
gregcartoon Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Knee slapper. You know that’s gotta go. The North American Knee Association has never been particularly pleased with ‘knee slapper’. You could damage your patella.
ChessPirate almost 7 years ago
Gut Wrencher? This one’ll knock you for a loop? Or fry your brain? Or floor ya? Or bowl you over?
Seed_drill almost 7 years ago
Those are ok. However, hurtz donuts, wet willies and Indian burns are no longer tolerated.
Perkycat almost 7 years ago
Tongue twister might be frowned upon, also.
Number Three almost 7 years ago
Excellent strip as usual.
xxx
Yakety Sax almost 7 years ago
Comics are supposed to worry about dying, ya know? “I don’t want to die out there, man. Jeez, I was dying. It was Death out there. Like a morgue.
On the other hand, if he succeeds, if he makes you laugh he can say, “I killed ’em. Knocked them dead.”
Why is there so much violence mixed up with comedy, you know, which should be so much fun. It’s all dying and bombing. He Bombed! Or else he was a riot! A real scream, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! “I cracked up laughing and he broke me up too!! I busted a gut laughing!! My friend was in stitches!! He fractures me with his punchlines and his gags!! [Gag] Slapstick!! Knee-slappin’, side-splittin’, Rib-splittin’, Gut-bustin’……Laugh? I thought I’d die”
From George Carlin “On the Road”
pschearer Premium Member almost 7 years ago
“How to you eat an elephant? One bite at a time.” A friend tells me this was banned at her school as violent.