The Buckets by Greg Cravens for February 26, 2019

Did you eat a puppy, Eddie?

It’s your stomach snapping at your liver!

Borborygmi. One of my favorite words. (Along with chthonic, syzygy, and struthious.)

it’s a monster saying ’FEED…MEEEEE!!!!"

Just don’t visit the space diner.

Let’s see who gets that reference.

It’s the ghost of Gaseous Onion, soon you’ll hear a musical interlude.

“Nope. I ate an alien spaceship to save the Earth.” Here’s your sign.

Here’s a hint:

“What’s eating you?”

Have you been around any aliens lately?

your colon making poop!

Where’s Dogzilla?!

I sat next to the Duchess at tea.

It was just as I feared it would be:

Her rumblings abdominal

were simply phenomenal

and everyone thought it was me.

I looked for the original author, but only came up with Anon.

It’s not actually the stomach, it’s gas traveling about the intestines.