The Buckets by Greg Cravens for May 26, 2021

Aaaannd … … Larry nails it to the door.

It matters to the other people at the funeral. Especially if your ringtone is Highway to Hell.

Put the dern phone down, boy!

“Under my thumb … " – Mick & Keith

or he is jealous that his phone only rings for work and problems.

My wife has the phone so I leave that issue to her

My only device is a tablet and its mostly just a high priced comics reader

That’s just it, you can’t tell. Because you’re so self-absorbed with your phone.

♪♫ We are all just prisoners here, of our own device.

“Call me ‘old-timer’ again and I’ll show you a new place to keep that phone.”