The Buckets by Greg Cravens for June 10, 2023

Good as any. I think they just roll dice.

Psychic energy – like, “It’s NOT gonna rain, It’s NOT gonna rain, DANG, I’m SOAKED & my phone’s RUINED!”

Morticia Addam once said, that normal is relative. “What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.” So, if we could psychic the weather, we’d be raining on somebody’s parade, or having our parade rained on. Though right now, upper Illinois is having an extremely dry late Spring, so, I don’t care: rainrainrainrainrainrainrain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just have John Kerry use his powerful mind to control climate change (LOL)

Just choose not to worry about things you can’t control.

Some RWNJs think that President Obama has a weather machine.

Didn’t Danny Dunn figure that out once?

Same in NW Ohio. Supposed to get rain tomorrow. Hoping for a nice soaking rain.

That guys hat is like the jesters of olden days and he jests…

There is truth in humor, so believe it’s true…

Well, let’s see…we can’t control the things we’re SUPPOSED to control, e.g., our tempers, our eating habits, our, um, romantic impulses, ad infinitum so, YES! by all means let’s put ourselves in charge of the weather. I give us one week, during which time we would learn, in depth, the meaning of the phrase “hell on earth.”